幽默英语名言 幽默英语名言警句
2021-11-12 15:45:00 人气 119243 名人名言
很多啊如[br] 1.Practicemakesperfect.熟能生巧。[br] [br] 2.Godhelpsthosewhohelpthemselves.天助自助者。[br] 3.Easiersaidthandone.说起来容易做起来难。[br] 4.Wherethereisawill,thereisaway.有志者事竟成。[br] 5.Onefalsestepwillmakeagreatdifference.失之毫厘,谬之千里。[br] 6.Slowandsteadywinstherace.稳扎稳打无往而不胜。[br] 7.Afallintothepit,againinyourwit.吃一堑,长一智。[br] 8.Experienceisthemotherofwisdom.实践出真知。[br] 9.Allworkandnoplaymakesjackadullboy.只工作不休息,聪明孩子也变傻。[br] 搞笑英文格言?在线等 Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.[br] 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。[br] Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.[br] 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。[br] Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.[br] 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人;每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。[br] Successisarelativeterm.Itbringssomanyrelatives.[br] 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。Loveisphotogenic.Itneedsdarknesstodevelop.^[br] 爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。[br] Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.[br] 后排座位上的小孩会发生意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。〃[br] Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams.〃[br] “现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。[br] 〃Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk?“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。[br] Godmaderelatives;ThankGodwecanchooseourfriends.[br] 上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。[br] Themoreyoulearn,themoreyouknow,Themoreyouknow,themoreyouforget.Themoreyouforget,thelessyouknow.Sowhybothertolearn?[br] 学的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘记的越多;忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?[br] 有趣英语句子或英语名言 Abankerisafellowwholendsyouhisumbrellawhenthe[br] sunisshiningandwantsitbacktheminuteit[br] beginstorain.[br] MarkTwain[br] [br] Acomputeroncebeatmeatchess,butitwasno[br] matchfor[br] meatkickboxing.[br] EmoPhilips[br] [br] Afastwordaboutoralcontraception.Iaskedagirl[br] togo[br] tobedwithmeandshesaid'no'.[br] WoodyAllen[br] [br] Agoodsermonshouldbelikeawoman'sskirt:short[br] enough[br] torousetheinterest,butlongenoughtocoverthe[br] essentials.[br] RonaldKnox[br] [br] Ahardmanisgoodtofind.[br] MaeWest[br] [br] Amancanbeshortanddumpyandgettingbaldbutif[br] hehas[br] fire,womenwilllikehim.[br] MaeWest[br] [br] Amaninloveisincompleteuntilhehasmarried.[br] Thenhe's[br] finished.[br] ZsaZsaGabor[br] [br] Amaninthehouseisworthtwointhestreet.[br] MaeWest[br] [br] Aman'sonlyasoldasthewomanhefeels.[br] GrouchoMarx[br] [br] Averbalcontractisn'tworththepaperitis[br] writtenon.[br] SamGoldwyn[br] [br] Awomandrovemetodrink,andIneverevenhadthe[br] courtesy[br] tothankher.[br] W.C.Fields[br] [br] Awomanisonlyawoman,butagoodcigarisa[br] smoke.[br] RudyardKipling[br] [br] Acceptthatsomedaysyouarethepigeon,andsome[br] daysyou[br] arethestatue.[br] Dilbert[br] [br] Actingisallabouthonesty.Ifyoucanfakethat,[br] you've[br] gotitmade.[br] GeorgeBurns[br] [br] Ah,beer,myoneweakness.Myachillesheel,ifyou[br] will.[br] HomerSimpson[br] [br] Ah,goodol'trustworthybeer.Myloveforyouwill[br] never[br] die.[br] HomerSimpson[br] [br] Allanimalsareequalbutsomearemoreequalthan[br] others.[br] GeorgeOrwell[br] [br] AllthethingsIreallylikeareeitherimmoral,[br] illegalor[br] fattening.[br] AlexanderWoollcott[br] [br] Allwomenbecomeliketheirmothers.Thatistheir[br] tragedy.[br] Nomandoes.That'shis.[br] OscarWilde[br] [br] Allyouneedinthislifeisignoranceand[br] confidence,and[br] thensuccessissure.[br] MarkTwain[br] [br] Althoughpreparedformartyrdom,Ipreferredthatit[br] bepostponed.[br] WinstonChurchill[br] [br] Alwaysdoright-thiswillgratifysomeand[br] astonishthe[br] rest.[br] MarkTwain[br] [br] Alwaysforgiveyourenemies.Nothingannoysthemso[br] much.[br] OscarWilde[br] [br] Anorgasmadaykeepsthedoctoraway.[br] MaeWest[br] [br] Anothergoodthingaboutbeingpooristhatwhenyou[br] areseventy[br] yourchildrenwillnothavedeclaredyoulegally[br] insanein[br] ordertogaincontrolofyourestate.[br] WoodyAllen[br] [br] Anothersuchvictory,andweareundone.[br] Pyrrhus[br] [br] Anyonewhosayshecanseethroughwomenismissinga[br] lot.[br] GrouchoMarx[br] [br] Anythingworthdoingisworthdoingslowly.[br] MaeWest[br] [br] Asthepoetsaid,"OnlyGodcanmakeatree"-[br] probably[br] becauseit'ssohardtofigureouthowtogetthe[br] barkon.[br] WoodyAllen[br] [br] Askmenoquestions,andI'lltellyounolies.[br] OliverGoldsmith[br] [br] Avoidemployingunluckypeople.Throwhalfofthe[br] pileof[br] CVsinthebinwithoutreadingthem.[br] DavidBrent[br] [br] Bart,stoppesteringSatan![br] MargeSimpson[br] [br] Bart,with$10,000,we'dbemillionaires!Wecould[br] buyall[br] kindsofusefulthingslike...love![br] HomerSimpson[br] [br] Basicallymywifewasimmature.I'dbeinmybath[br] andshe'd[br] comeinandsinkmyboats.[br] WoodyAllen[br] [br] Becarefulaboutreadinghealthbooks.Youmaydie[br] ofamisprint.[br] MarkTwain[br] [br] BeerislivingproofthatGodlovesusandwantsus[br] tobe[br] happy.[br] BenjaminFranklin[br] [br] Betweentwoevils,IalwayspicktheoneInever[br] triedbefore.[br] MaeWest[br] [br] Biologicallyspeaking,ifsomethingbitesyou,itis[br] more[br] likelytobefemale.[br] DesmondMorris[br] [br] Butalifetimeofhappiness!Nomanalivecouldbear[br] it:it[br] wouldbehellonearth.[br] GeorgeBernardShaw[br] [br] Byallmeansmarry;ifyougetagoodwife,you'll[br] behappy;[br] ifyougetabadone,you'llbecomeaphilosopher.[br] Socrates[br] 搞笑的英语句子 老妈叫我翻译!!!(超强爆笑)[br] 今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么意思[br] 老妈:这个“idon’tknow.“是什么意思?[br] 我说:“我不知道”[br] 老妈:送你上大学上了几年,你怎么什么都不知道!![br] 我说:不是!就是“我不知道”吗![br] 老妈:还嘴硬!!!!$@%!#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%!^%^!^%$^#&..(一顿爆揍)[br] 老妈:你在给我说说这个。“iknow.“是什么意思你该知道吧,给我说说。[br] 我说:是“我知道“[br] 老妈:知道就快说。[br] 我说:就是“我知道“[br] 老妈:找茬呀你?刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不?[br] 我说:就是我知道呀![br] 老妈:知道你还不说!!不懂不要装懂!&*$%^@$#!%$@^%#*$^^^##$%(又一顿爆揍)[br] 老妈:你给我小心点,花那么多钱送你上大学,搞的现在什么都不会,会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱,再问你最后一个,你给我好好解释一下,说不出来我在收拾你,你给我翻译一下“iknowbutidon’twanttotellyou.“是什么意思?[br] 我晕倒,拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下,用头撞墙四十多下,双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下,用腿踢桌子角六十多下,血肉模糊之时,我问老妈:这下你满意吧[br] 这不她老人家又来问我了:“儿啊,i`mveryannoyance,don`ttuoubleme.是什么意思啊~?“[br] 我:“我很烦,别烦我“[br] 老妈:“找打,跟你妈这么说话“(于是被扁)[br] 老妈又问;“ihearnothing,repeat.是what意思啊“[br] 我说:“我没听清,再说一次“[br] 老妈又说了一遍:ihearnothing,repeat“[br] “我没听清,再说一次“[br] 结果被扁[br] 老妈再问:“whatdoyousay“又怎么解释呢“[br] 我说:“你说什么“(再次被扁)[br] 老妈再问:“lookupinthedictionary“是何意啊’[br] 我说:“查字典“[br] “查字典我还问你做甚“(被扁)[br] 老妈又问:youhadbetterasksomebody.怎么翻呢“[br] 我说:“你最好问别人“[br] “你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.“[br] “啊!godsaveme!“[br] “上帝救救我吧!”[br] “耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)[br] 我再问你:“useyouhead,thenthinkitover,又是什么意思啊!“[br] 我说:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.“[br] “臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手[br] 我连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”[br] “嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”[br] 找英语的搞笑名言!!!!速度啊! 如果能博你一笑,不妨支持一下!!![br] 1.Wetwowhoandwho?[br] 咱俩谁跟谁啊![br] 2.Howareyou?howoldareyou?[br] 怎么是你,怎么老是你?[br] 3.Youdon'tbirdme,Idon'tbirdyou.[br] 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你[br] 4.YouhaveseedIwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee,brothers!together[br] 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上![br] 5.Helloeverybody!ifyouhavesomethingtosay,thensay!ifyouhavenothingtosay,gohome!![br] 有事起奏,无事退朝[br] 6.WhatisIMU3.0?itisakindofchattool![br] 什么是IMU3.0?IMU3.0是一种聊天工具![br] 7.YouGiveMeStop!![br] 你给我站住![br] 8.Knowisknownoknowisnoknow.[br] 知之为知之,不知为不知…[br] 9.WATCHSISTER[br] 表妹[br] 10.IMU3.0bothcandowhat???[br] IMU上直接查找和添加QQ、MSN好友。在2.6版本中,IMU虽然兼容了QQ和MSN,但纯粹是把QQ、MSN的用户群绑定在IMU界面上,既不能添加好友也不能互发文件,造成许多不便。现在,3.0终于做到了完全兼容,以后只要打开IMU3.0,所有聊天工具一网打尽。[br] 11.AmericanChinesenotenough[br] 美中不足[br] 13.heartflowerangryopen[br] 心花怒放[br] 14.gopastnomistakepast[br] 走过路过,不要错过[br] 15.小明:Iamsorry![br] 老外:Iamsorrytoo![br] 小明:Iamsorrythree![br] 老外:Whatareyousorryfor?[br] 小明:Iamsorryfive![br] 16.Ifyouwantmoney,Ihaveno;ifyouwantlife,Ihaveone![br] 要钱没有,要命一条。[br] 17.IcallLioldbig.toyear25.[br] 我叫李老大,今年25。[br] 18.Youhavetwodownson。[br] 你有两下子。[br] 19.asfarasyougotodie[br] 有多远,死多远!!!![br] 20.Igiveyoufaceyoudon''twannaface,youloseyouface,Iturnmyface.[br] 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。[br] 谁有英语幽默短文,小故事,名人名言 1·英语幽默:Secondlanguage[br] Amothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Shewatchedthecat,andthecatwatchedthemice.[br] Mothermousebarkedfiercely,"Woof,woof,woof!"Thecatwassoterrifiedthatitranforit'slife.[br] Mothermouseturnedtoherbabiesandsaid,"Now,doyouunderstandthevalueofasecondlanguage?"[br] 一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步,突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。[br] 母老鼠向着猫叫道:“汪,汪,汪”,猫听了非常害怕,拼命跑走了。[br] 母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说:“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”[br] 2·英语小故事——AGoodBoy[br] LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.“WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?”[br] "Igaveittoapooroldwoman,”heanswered.[br] "You'reagoodboy,”saidthemotherproudly.“Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?”[br] "Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.”[br] 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。[br] “昨天给你的钱干什么了?”[br] “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”[br] “她是个卖糖果的。”[br] 2、小学生英语小故事——TheHippoandI[br] Ahippolivesinthezoo.Ilikehimverymuch.Ioftengotoseehim.Heoftenthinksofme,too.TodayisSunday.Itisfinetoday.Igotoseehimagain.AfterIleavethezoo,hefollowsmetomyhouse.Igivehimlettuce,cabbages,bananas,applesandotherfood.Heeatsthemup.WhenIsingsongs,hestaysinthepool.Heisasquietasarabbit.[br] Intheevening,hejumpsontomybedwithme.Mymumtellshimtogohome.Hehastopackhisbagandgobacktothezoo.Mymumletsmeseehimeveryweek.[br] 河马住在动物园里,我很喜欢他。他经常去看它,他也经常想我。[br] 今天是星期日,是个好天气,我又一次去看望它。在我离开动物园之后,他跟随到我的家。我给他莴苣、生菜、香蕉、苹果和其他食物。他都吃了。[br] 当我唱歌是,它待在水池里,像兔子一样安静。[br] 晚上,他跳到床上同我睡觉在一起睡。[br] 妈妈要它回家。它不得不背起包回到动物园。妈妈允许我每周去看它。[br] 3·英语励志名人名言[br] 1、Allthingsintheirbeingaregoodforsomething.[br] 天生我才必有用。[br] 2、Difficultcircumstancesserveasatextbookoflifeforpeople.[br] 困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。[br] 3、Failureisthemotherofsuccess.——ThomasPaine[br] 失败乃成功之母。[br] 4、Formanismanandmasterofhisfate.[br] 人就是人,是自己命运的主人。[br] 5、Theunexaminedlifeisnotworthliving.——Socrates[br] 混混噩噩的生活不值得过。——苏格拉底[br] 6、Noneisoffreedomoroflifedeservingunlesshedailyconquersitanew.——Erasmus[br] 只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人,才配享受生活的自由。[br] 7、Ourdestinyoffersnotthecupofdespair,butthechaliceofopportunity.Soletusseizeit,notinfear,butingladness.——R.M.Nixon[br] 命运给予我们的不是失望之酒,而是机会之杯。因此,让我们毫无畏惧,满心愉悦地把握命运。——尼克松[br] 8、Livingwithoutanaimislikesailingwithoutacompass.——JohnRuskin[br] 生活没有目标,犹如航海没有罗盘。--罗斯金[br] 9、Whatmakeslifedrearyisthewantofmotive.——GeorgeEliot[br] 没有了目的,生活便郁闷无光。——乔治·埃略特[br] 10、Toweringgeniusdisdainsabeatenpath.Itseeksregionshithertounexplored.——Lincoln[br] 卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。[br] 11、Thereisnosuchthingasagreattalentwithoutgreatwill-power.——Balzac[br] 没有伟大的意志力,便没有雄才大略。——巴尔扎克[br] 12、Thegoodseamanisknowninbadweather.[br] 惊涛骇浪,方显英雄本色。(励志名言)[br] 13、Fearnotthatthelifeshallcometoanend,butratherfearthatitshallneverhaveabeginning.——J.H.Newman[br] 不要害怕你的生活将要结束,应该担心你的生活永远不会真正开始。——纽曼[br] 14、Godsdeterminewhatyou'regoingtobe.——JuliusErving[br] 人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。——欧文[br] 15、Anaiminlifeistheonlyfortuneworthfinding.——RobertLouisStevenson[br] 生活的目标,是唯一值得寻找的财富。--史蒂文森[br] 16、Whilethereislifethereishope.[br] 一息若存,希望不灭。——英国谚语[br] 17、Trynottobecomeamanofsuccessbutrathertrytobecomeamanofvalue.——A.Einstein[br] 不要为成功而努力,要为做一个有价值的人而努力。——爱因斯坦[br] 18、Youhavetobelieveinyourself.That'sthesecretofsuccess.——CharlesChaplin[br] 人必须有自信,这是成功的秘密。——卓别林[br] 19、Pursueyourobject,beitwhatitwill,steadilyandindefatigably.[br] 不管追求什么目标,都应坚持不懈。[br] 20、Wemustacceptfinitedisappointment,butwemustneverloseinfinitehope.——MattinLutherKing[br] 我们必须接受失望,因为它是有限的,但千万不可失去希望,因为它是无穷的。——马丁·路德·金[br] 21、Energyandpersistenceconquerallthings.——BenjaminFranklin[br] 能量加毅力可以征服一切。——富兰克林[br] 22、Nothingseek,nothingfind.[br] 无所求则无所获。[br] 23、Ceasetostruggleandyouceasetolive.——ThomasCarlyle[br] 生命不止,奋斗不息。——卡莱尔[br] 24、Athousand-lijourneyisstartedbytakingthefirststep.[br] 千里之行,始于足下。[br][getwml=97]
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